Student Records
(Jessica Leanne Norris)
*Sitting Pretty* Records
- Longest, handless pole-sits
Bear in mind that this move requires intense thigh strength and pain resilience! Ask any Pole Dance practitioner what Pole Burn is like!!!! Student Time Date 1 - Tash 00:04:05.00 30/05/12 2 - Angie 00:03:17.10 23/05/12 3 - Kat 00:03:09.39 09/05/12 4 - Megan 00:02:30.80 21/04/12 5 – Cindy 00:01:35.43 21/04/12 Butterfly Records
Longest invert (using arm and core strength, as well as balance)
-Forthcoming! Other Title Holders
Most awe-inspiringly dedicated students – Cindy, Megan, Tash, Kat, Mikhaela, Angie, Crystal, Jamie, Kendall, Tiffany
Most awesome one-liners per session – Anita and Angie <3 Most epic *Ice Skater* ever (with a freaking run-up!) – Leigh Quickest Rank Climbers - Nicole, Lucreatia, Jamie, Kendall Honorary Award for Personal Bravery - Kat and Mikhaela Honorary Award for Overcoming, Pioneering and *Inspiring* Level Climbing in spite of PSA (Pole Separation Anxiety) - Megan Most awe-inspiringly beautiful duet the school has ever seen - Jamie and Kendal |
Quotable Quotes
Memorable Moments
“I need a Ball Box!” - Anita “I'll do it!” - Cindy “Where's Coco?!” - Everyone “Pole Dancing gives you a bikiniable body!” - Isabelle “Unfortunately in Pole...there is no elevator!” - Megan “Leigh's spot is like Aladdin's Cave!” - Megan and Isabelle [regarding grip assistance] Most Frequently Uttered Sayings “The Pole is like a waterfall” [Ecstatically screaming:] “Oh my god!!!!!” “No sweat!”, quickly followed by, “Excuse the irony!” “You can do it [insert classmate's name here]!!!!!!” “You're going to hurt in places you didn't know you have.” “Her name's Jezebel because we all want her for ourselves...except she keeps cheating on us!” [Speaking about our pole, aka Jezebel] And, quite frankly, *every single thing* that comes out of Angie's mouth! Milestone Accomplishments
*Gemini*
on first attempt – Anita (also, oldest student in the class!
But screw numbers, you're never too old to be young! Or as
amazing as Anita and Cindy!)
First moves invented by and named after students
First (and most epic) bruise named after a student – Anita (aka The Idolater). See Bruise Chart in Help For Students section. *Orbitters* on first attempt – Isabelle and Megan *Gemini* in very first class – Tracey and Storm (the power of yoga!) and Donovan, Mush and Strix. *Innana* on first attempt (and 4 total executions in that session!!!) - Tash and Kendal Flawless *Hello There Boys* on first attempt – Angie First in school to *Shoulder Mount* - Megan First in School to *Persephone* (handless Gemini) - Tash [And so many more!!! Hard to find and conflate all the notes and update them all the time, ladies, but have no fear, all your accomplishments will be posted in good time!] Board of Queens
Queens of the *Reverse Nun* - Kat and Lucreatia
Queens of the *Cowgirl* - Cindy Queens of *Hello There Boys* - Anita, Angie, Crystal, Jamie, Kendal Queens of the *Flying Angel* - Megan, Tash, Angie, Crystal Queen of the *Trinity* - Isabelle Queens of Combos – Cindy, Isabelle, Kat and Tash Queen of Physical Intelligence – Megan Queens of Bridge - Megan, Tash and Kat Queens of the Candle - Tracey, Storm and Jamie Queens of Splits - Jamie, Maya, Megan Queens of Cupid's Bow - Angie Queens of the *Persephone* - Kendal and Tash Queens of the J & S - Tash, Angie, Kendal, |